“Cause all we do is moon bounce, moon bounce
Cause I ain’t seeing nothing but stars
She just told me to move out, move out
I’m packing up and going to Mars
& when I get there I’ma bounce, bounce, bounce, bitch bounce.”—Hoodie Allen (via kidjulez)
Please do not pay to get into a show and spend a half a band inside then go outside the rest of the time to smoke and to meet guys. Also, don’t go to a show wanting to start shit. Support local music, and get the fuck over yourself.
You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mum $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?
Sorry to ruin the fun. Wrong equation though. Deficit + Deficit + Cash In hand (Not Equal To) Total Cash. Your “Mum” has $1, Your Dad has $1, You have $1, the store has $97. If you gave your parents the $1 you had by splitting it up, .50 each, all money is accounted for. 48.50+48.50=$97